Thursday, July 26, 2012

Hack Your Life (IRL Protips & Cheats)

I have stumbled across some very interesting information over the years I've spent lurking through the internet and out there in the great blue yonder and some neat things have come to pass. I couldn't have made this article possible though without a good amount of submissions and ideas from the /b/ros but unfortunately I'll never be able to thank them enough because of reasons that you either know, or you don't know. Simple things even that could improve our daily life by simplicity in design or a stroke of genius by a small change or way of approaching things.

I am also in the midst with a few new random friends in creating a "cookbook" if you would and here is our open page to link to it. http://titanpad.com/h4kbpfgHgp We are making The Anon Cookbook basically, if you know what that is good. If you do not I am not going to answer any questions about it. You'll have to learn elsewhere.

 I hope you enjoy some of the things I am about to share with you and possible optimize your lifes' potential from this yourself. This will not be presented in any order, its more of a wildcard situation where you can find anything from a few motivational tips to some simple recipes to unwritten rules. You will just have to click and scroll and see which you like the best and feel free to share with the rest of the world what you find here. So now without any further delay, let's get this show on the road.

I would like to start with a few lists just to get the energy flowing.
First just a look into ourselves and daily life.

Shit just got real.

Even if you suck, at least you are trying.

Alright so you hate to fuckin' draw, HERE.


Remember to open your eyes to the world around you. Pay attention to details & even though it sounds trite you will thank me one day for not just being an oblivious asshole like so many others out there.



All In All Is All We Are

Ok well how about some fun & neat information instead.


We'll start off with just a simple text based nugget of random informational goodies.

Who's Hungry? I have a shitload of weird combos & recipes and this is most of them I have available from my collection. I tried to keep most of these together but whatever if I missed one I'll just add it when I find it and you will enjoy it. So I know there is alot of food stuff up here, and there is plenty of other stuff so just keep reading if you hate food. Or you can fuck off and not enjoy it. Whatever.

Mother Of God...

Other end of the food spectrum that will not murder you in your sleep.










Bacon. Fucking. Turtle. Burgers.












Dessert for some delicious soft bake cookies. MMMMMM BITCH!
What would Samuel Say?



(Due to the nature of certain things, I cannot condone doing everything stated in this blog)
*Legal mumbo jumbo because my ex is a tramp*




~Alternatives~
~Alternatives~




 Personally I own a Mr. Beer kit, I know I know, it's not nearly as hardcore as the real stills but I made my own beer, have you? Carry on and enjoy this.
****This could be dangerous if you are fucking around so if you really are going to make your own beer, BE VERY CAREFUL****







Special Section for Ladies: Pay attention to this one. Not all of you are this way but be wary of the ones who are.




So you think you can dance eh?
(I don't even like 9gag but what the hell.)


*Informational Purposes section - Legal MumboJumbo Again - Blah Blah Blah*


Sweet Ninja Defenses


For all intensive purposes NO ONE should ever have this..
*DONT DO THIS* I don't even know where one of you nutters would GET C4 in the first place*


Take a lesson whiteknights, just because you say what you THINK they want to hear; That does NOT constitute saying these things because you end up looking like a pussy, even if you are right.



 **DO NOT MAKE THIS**


Medium Rare to Medium is the absolute absolution of perfection and I don't care what you think.



 So much Kickass I can't even tolerate it.



I myself am unaware of how to construct something like this, but it would be an epic creation.



The man has invaded your home & is gassing you. WHAT DO YOU DO?



HOME DEFENSE 101: CHEAPASS SHOTGUN *I do not condone anyone making this*



*Do not make this* You'd have to be some kind of scientist like in Breaking Bad anyone.



              *Mac is the only one who would be proud, unless you used it for fireworks, then it would kick ass.




Back to the food again for another swing this time we go right for Wendy herself. 



Build your own motha-fuckin air conditioner & have your beer nearby! FTW.



Use this key to find out exactly where you'd like to gun for sitting on your next flight.

 COUNT BINARY ON YOUR FINGERS... IMPRESSIVE.


YOU = LEGEND



QUICK METHOD TO CONSTRUCTING YOUR OWN NINJA MASK FROM A T-SHIRT





PETROL COKE CAN STOVE.. HEATING UP!
Alternate PBR version.



BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW



FUCK THE WEATHER CHANNEL



PUR filter. Nature Style.
Version 2



HOOCH!!! 2 Versions





Survival Guide Rescue Signals? YUP

  SURVIVAL RADIO



 KNOW THY ENEMY


NICE














 *INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY, DO NOT MAKE*

 *DO NOT MAKE*


*I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SAY DON'T DO THIS, BUT DON'T DO THIS.*




 *CLASSIC*



 CIGARETTE FUSES ARE THE BOMB...



Have fun making this cat scratch pad. You will thank me later.





Baby Security and Nourishment
*Please don't be stupid and think this is serious. EX*





Word.




Prankhacks for dicks. 





 Some fun common sense





Don't even lie to me and tell me you would never play this. 





Common Sense
 Common S




Chitika Loves Me So They Asked Me To Sell You Some Stuff.